Mike Ford has been tending bar at Spanky's Sports Bar & Grille, 3100 S.W. Gage Blvd, for the past three years. (SPLASH!)
Q&A with Mike Ford, bartender at Spanky's, 3100 S.W. Gage Blvd.:
How long have you worked here at Spanky's?
Just over three years now. Before working here, I worked at Shawnee Country Club and when they got rid of their bartender, they probably thought that I wouldn't be any worse at bartending than I was at waiting tables, so they gave me a shot.
Nothing like overachieving ... what kind of crowd hangs out here?
There are a lot of regulars at this bar. You see the same people here day after day. We've always kinda said that it is two different bars. During the day you've got the regulars and there are a lot of construction workers because we are close to the highway. They like to come in here, kick the mud off their shoes and have some cold ones and eat some food. When it gets later and the afternoon crowd fizzles out, the place gets younger.
What do you like most about working here?
I like the interaction with the people. This is basically my "Cheers" where everybody knows your name. I get to know the people who come in here, and that's cool. If someone comes in by themselves, I can gauge pretty quickly if they want to be involved in conversation or not.
Spanky's is one of those bars that is also known for good food. Do you have a favorite?
After three years here, I've had everything several times. If I had to pick one thing, I would probably pick The Grand Slam. It's a big ol' burger with bacon and ham.
If you weren't working behind the bar what would your dream job be?
I'm going to be going to Washburn next semester and if I knew what my dream job was, I probably would be able to pick out a major by now. I play a lot of poker and if I could make a good living at it, I'd probably do that.
When you aren't working, where do you hang out?
When I go out, I'll go just about anywhere if the circumstances are right, but you're probably not going to see me at a packed club on a Friday or Saturday night with all the 21-year olds with their collars popped and their jeans ironed. That's not my style. I like to keep it low key and hang out at a bar where I can get a drink without waiting forever. I like Spec's, Oscar's, Sidelines — low-key places like that.
So when you're at these low-key bars, what do you drink?
I'm a beer and shots type of guy. I like mixed drinks, but I like them a little too much, and before I know it, I should have stopped three drinks ago. I don't do tequilla shots, but I'll drink just about anything else. I like bombs whether it's a Jager Bomb, a Tuaca Bomb, a Car Bomb, a Saki Bomb ... if it has the word "bomb" in it, I'll probably like it.
Do you ever have customers at Spanky's who order just insanely crazy drinks?
I think some people get a little confused with where they are. I don't suggest you come in here and try to order what you had on your honeymoon at Sandals Resort, and don't try to order a drink when you have no idea what's in it. Just move on and have a rum and Coke.
OK, what is the absolute worst way to get a bartender's attention?
Yelling, whistling, "Hey bro bro! Hey bro bro!" Anything obnoxious is not going to work.
You seem like someone who might be helpful with this ... do you have a fail-proof cure for a hangover?
I hear that Puerto Ricans like to rub lemons on their arm pits - I read that somewhere - I've never done it, but tell the SPLASH! readers to try it!
Finally, do the girls really get prettier at closing time?
Well at closing time, we flip on the lights, which doesn't do a lot of them justice. There is a reason that bars are dark and loud. But, if I'm in here and had a few too many ... well ... I guess so.